Random Mom Thoughts

A Glimpse into my Dome Garden and some of its Seeds

My babies have been sleeping for 5 straight hours.

Should I try to sleep, or should I just wait?

I should try to sleep..  

I cant sleep.

I cant sleep because my babies are sleeping....

This is ridiculous.

ONE baby...ah ah ah.  


TWO babies...ah ah ah.

I have SO MANY babies

I smell poop.  

I'm at work and no where near my babies...but I smell baby poop. 

Where is it?!

Is that it?  

No...Wait...when did I last shower?

Gaaaaah, I miss my babies.  

I've only been gone an hour and I miss them SO much.

Awww, snuggly peanut. I love the way you smell.

Eww, no.  Not that smell.  That's just nasty son.

Baby monitors are creepy.

I mean, what if I see something on the monitor that doesn't belong there?!

What if I saw a pair of hands reach in and grab my baby...

...While Im the only one here....

Id hope they take the fussy one...

Thats not true.

Id lose my shit. 

Id absolutely lose my shit.

I've watched too many scary movies.

Why are baby eyes so creepy?

Google: when baby's eyes change color.

Your teeeeeny tiny pinky toe nail is sooooooo small!

How can anything even BE so damn cute and tiny?!

Never grow up.

OK, grow up enough to tell me you love me and give me kisses, then stop there.

OMG, my sons are going to be full grown men that are bigger than me.

I'm going to want another baby.

Im seriously thinking that already?

With 3 month old TWINS?!

...I MUSt be crazy...

I never thought Id be taking birth control to HELP me get pregnant later

I hope it helps

I only pray that I will be so blessed 

I love being a mom so much.

I was meant for this.

I cant believe this almost never was...

Should I be watching this show with my babies in the room?

Can they hear this scary stuff and foul language?

I should probably put them down in their room while I watch this.

I'm not even watching the show now, I'm watching the baby monitor.

Id rather be snuggling with my babies.

Is there anything better than a teeny, tiny, warm, fuzzy head on your cheek?!

YES.  TWO teeny, tiny, warm, fuzzy heads - on BOTH cheeks.

Seriously???  WHY must you INSIST on shitting as soon as you start to eat??

Thats my son... the multitasker...

I'm so not unloading the dishwasher just to wash this top rack of bottles...

....these dishes are getting re-washed.

Oh shit, the laundry.

The laundry is getting re-washed too.

When is the last time that you pooped, son?

Nope, still no poop.

Why wont you poop?

Should I call the pediatrician??

OMG, that's SO. MUCH. POOP.

I would've cried too, son.

Can I tape this binkie to his face?

Not even if I use medical tape?

Google: When can babies grab for their own binkies?

Gah, you are SUCH. GOOD. BABIES.

OMG, you are being SOOO ridiculous, baby.


That's it...Swaddle for you.


Baby swaddles are basically baby straight jackets.

You are so. fucking. cute.

Even when youre screamy.

I wonder if other people lie to me about how cute my babies are?

Ive lied about ugly babies being cute.

But ALL babies are beautiful.

True.  But not all babies are cute. 

No matter, mine really are the cutest.


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Even when they are being ridiculous and demanding snuggles.